I was just looking through some statistics about my account, when suddenly, A BEAR JUMPS OUT FROM UNDER MY BED, HOLDING A VODKA BOTTLE (With a banana shoved deep into the neck), WHILST SHOUTING, WITH THE FORCE OF 7 DOVAHKIINS, "IT'S TIME TO GET DRUNK! IT'S TIME TO GET DRUNK!" Quickly, I power slid into fetal position.
By the way, this premium account allows me to see MORE statistics than ever before! Because everyone needs more numbers in their life
Anyways, I was looking around at all the statistics, and there is this one tab that allows you to see EVERY SINGLE DEVIATION YOU HAVE EVER SUBMITTED, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME; aside from the embarrassment, it is a pretty surreal time line because it shows you everything you have ever displayed to the world. All the crappy paint splatters, which you thought were fantastic. And that one stupid piece that took little effort, yet everyone and their llamas (hehe, puns) like it; Yea yea, it doesn't matter what other people think, just as long as you like it- YOUR MISSING THE POINT!
My point is: that time line, that pile of code, chronologically categorized 2 years of my labor, without breaking a sweat.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
So yea, that happened today...
I am slowly going insane.